modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

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k2e4:

#this is fucked up. this fucked me up

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darnni:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety got that dank kush

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terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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