seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via measurable)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via cat-habits)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via howdidigetsofunny)

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

(Source: freddifish, via howdidigetsofunny)

tastefullyoffensive:

Puppy Pretzel [via]